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Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year old clock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23224) - you deserved it (6724)

On 11/21/2009 at 11:05pm - kids - by Rhianna (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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The door should've been shut, perhaps even locked. BTW, your brother's an idiot.

#5 - On 11/22/2009 at 7:37am by blastvortex

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YDI for trying to babysit superman.

#6 - On 11/22/2009 at 7:39am by NathanKett

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