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Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his Mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his Mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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On 11/17/2009 at 9:50am - kids - by NewlyChildaphobic (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

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Did his mom *choose* for him to be veggie? In that case, good on you for showing him the amazingness that is chicken, even if it IS from McDonalds.

Make him a bacon sandwich next time you have to babysit the fucker.

#1 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:08pm by allmidnighteyes

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I trust you told her it was her fault for not informing you.

#5 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:13pm by drimpossible

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