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Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML


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On 10/29/2009 at 3:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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Parent fail... wow I hate it when my parents are hypocrites! And obviously it’s not Halloween but it’s probably the last meeting before Halloween and they were celebrating. (@#3)

#5 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:36pm by Sun_Kissed18

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Halloween comes 2 days earlier in Washington?

#3 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:34pm by Monado

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