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Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML


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On 10/20/2009 at 6:46am - kids - by NikkiiFireStarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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He burnt *all* the belongings in your room? Question is, how did a 10 year old have free reign to burn that much stuff without anyone from the family being around to stop him, or without setting off a smoke alarm or anything?

#2 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:08am by Sage1314

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Wow dude I would beat the shit out of that
kid burning a fuckin expensive guitar stupid
little shit

#11 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:28am by kaiserwihelm

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