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Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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On 10/18/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by Anonwymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Am I the only one wondering WHAT the humiliating nickname is?

#6 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:47am by TheOtherNewest1

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Sorry mate, what did you do to her? Or is she just hating the replacement father figure?

#4 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:24am by readme

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