Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

by laurwitharawr / 10/06/2009 at 8:08am / United States (New York) / Kids

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  • i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's.

    i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for fucking your kid up in the first place.


    #8 - On 10/06/2009 at 10:33am by endziet

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  • I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this:
    Daughter: *Puke*
    Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean*
    Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!)
    Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...)
    Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...)
    Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)

    #32 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:05pm by PixilatedxMe

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