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Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
There really needs to be a "so what" button. How is this FML? Your 4 year old is cute and innocent? Seriously, what the hell.
"Son, you're too old! You don't see Daddy sucking on Mommy's breasts, do you?"
"I'm sorry, Daddy; I was afraid of the dark the other night and—I thought...."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015