Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

by justgreat / 09/28/2009 at 11:13am / United States (Virginia) / Kids

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  • Next time the little fuck asks you for anything tell him, "Hey--who do you think I am, your Dad?"

    #9 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:07pm by aback

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  • That kid would be grounded until he died...

    #3 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:53pm by MiddleChild08

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