Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

by joshinbaltimore / 03/22/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Oregon) / Kids

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  • Maybe try eating vegetables now and then. (That stuff between a hamburger doesnt count!)

    #3 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:20am by Tehalon

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  • wear a bra, maybe?

    #6 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:13am by tweets

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