Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

by WOCOACH / 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

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  • Oh, how it shot from his member like a geyser from the earth
    Covering the room with the bittersweet aroma of piss
    The drip on the walls, it running down his balls
    Oh the majestic beauty, splendor precipitating

    #2 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:16pm by allmidnighteyes

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  • lol he painted the room yellow, a perfect baby color.

    #1 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:11pm by Florg

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