Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2009 at 12:22am / United States / Kids
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thats how i say i love you
#1 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:14am by no1askdu
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Congratulations on your precious new daughter...and welcome to parenthood!
#8 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:37am by Tigermom
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