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Today, I figured out that a $40 phone case does not protect your $500 phone from a five year old throwing it off a fourth story balcony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42343) - you deserved it (8583)

On 09/03/2009 at 12:37am - kids - by eagerbeaver (man) - United States

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Sell the kid, get a new phone. Problem solved.

#13 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:53am by TC1

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YDI for throwing a five year old of a four story balcony.

#5 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:24am by notcoolperson

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