Today, while working at my life guard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and harshly yelled "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML

by ugh.. / 08/09/2009 at 11:27am / United States (Alaska) / Kids

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  • Well, you went out on a limb.

    #6 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:23pm by caancoha

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  • i hope you kept an eye on her.
    i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg.
    poor girl.

    FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY

    #3 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:11pm by lab2lb

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