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Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15413) - you deserved it (53742)

On 08/09/2009 at 3:28am - kids - by mochiko (man) - United States (Washington)

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I like your approach of slap first, ask questions later. You would make a good pimp.

#12 - On 08/09/2009 at 10:25am by Peroxide

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How can this be anything else then a YDI?

#1 - On 08/09/2009 at 9:57am by Manon

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