Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
by Herdad / 07/30/2009 at 7:34am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
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Just start screaming "I HAVE NO SON!" at the top of your lungs. That'll shut her up. Probably out of confusion, but still.
#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:22pm by Bathory
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hahaha that must have been fun. was your visit to the police station pleasant? :]
#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:21pm by dzidziaud
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