Sports and Kids: Headshot

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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Footie

By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:34

Good of you to show them how it's done.

iBad 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:14

u should have walked away with the ball

Comments

aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:34

Good of you to show them how it's done.

teehee520 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:00

Win.

rends 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:29

u dropkicked the ball? a little unnescesary huh?

niamhyo 13

Sunday 1 June 2014 18:28

Hey

Niko_Peiko_Boo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:36

Haha! Damn kids these days.....

krispykreem 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:39

...nice. Those kids sound like pricks though. Maybe those reflexes could earn you the position of their goalie?

metamorphmagus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:39

YDI for trying to teach them a lesson the wrong way. I'd suggest returning the ball politely and then either call their parents or just bust the shit out of them.

SuperSpore 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:48

And get sent to jail for child abuse? I think not. I think what he did was the best way to teach them. Or he could kick it back at the person who kicked it at him. Hard.

NoteMyGrin 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:01

Haha. You don't think that'd raise some eyebrows?

ReasonsToFly 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:30

You could throw one of your foot at one of them in the balls and say "Oops, I slipped." No jail time, all good.

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:42

OUCH

powersticks 16

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:46

Watch where you're aiming next time man. I would of kick it straight back at them if they weren't little kids. See how they like a face full of soccer ball lol

papooseee 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:53

thats an interesting analogy.. ricochets of a tree, i don't get it

STVader 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:23

its not an analogy. It means it hit a tree and bounced back at him. That's what "ricochet" means.

lexiBRo 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:16

im totally missing where you see an analogy...

diemoelol 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:22

He's being a smart ass because the OP left an F off in the word "off."

KumoFF7 3

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:38

#30 and 18, you fail

KumoFF7 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:00

#18 = dumbass.

shewasalmost18 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:53

today i kicked a ball at some guy. he tried to kick it far away, but he hit a tree and ended up crying on the ground. mylifeisaverage

LadyAlathia 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:57

Yeah, next time, don't be a dick. Just give the kids their ball back.

ReconExpert 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:27

So your saying just keep walking after a ball almost nails you in the head, and do nothing back? Screw that!

Kathykir 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:57

I like that shit I wouldn't be able to put up with it

soccergirl15_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:00

Well done. Those kids are stupid for being so obvious though. Sometimes before games my friens and I try to peg people walking behind the net. Kind of entertaining.

Themaineaddict 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:24

Hahahahaha me and my friends do that at lacrosse! We intentionly miss the ball so it will hit people walking by on the feet. It gets them so mad

Manon_fml 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:58

wow, how cool are you....

Orchid_fml 2

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:38

you don't deserve to play lacrosse .

DeathShad0 1

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:09

Yea. Because if a ball is kicked hard there's no way it can be caught... /sarcasm And how did he act immature? I bet just about anyone would do the same thing. I know I would.