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Today, we went up for visitor's day for my son's Jewish summer camp. We don't keep kosher, but most of his fellow campers do. When we went around in the circle saying our favorite foods, he said, "my mom makes the best pork chops." We got dirty looks for the rest of the day. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)

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You know what this calls for? A bacon-egg-cheese bagel. Mmm, mmm.

#29 - On 07/16/2009 at 2:28pm by Sappheyes

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People should stop being such fucking retards and letting religion dictate their life. If you like pork, just eat it. More power to you, mang.

#37 - On 07/16/2009 at 2:36pm by Arcterion

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