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Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 1:02am - kids - by campmom (woman) -

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Tell your friends you went golfing. Foursome is a very common golfing term.

#10 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:22am by formosus

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Thats just fucked up.
People shouldn't tell little kids shit like that.

#6 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:15am by whenskiesare_gre

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