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Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by smth (woman) - United States (Utah)

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I think that would kind of be the parent's fault. If the kids are that young they shouldn't just have it sitting in the fridge. Though, it is partially OP's fault also. Who gives kids random green juice from the fridge? Shouldn't you have at least tasted it first?

#4 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:05am by dimkims

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margarita mix has no alcohol in it. Its just concentrate. they are fine

#9 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:12am by truslide

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