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Today, I Cummd Home And Found A Few Of Mah Faux Fur Coats Completely Butcherd . On Mah Way To Interrogate Mah Boys, The Only Ones Home, I Found Our Husky Dog,ho Was Recently Shavd Fir An Operation, Coverd In The Fur That Once Belongd To Mah Coat . My Boys Said 'he Was Cold' . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36818) - you deserved it (9420)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by Peta2nNoMore (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Well, at least they were thoughtful.

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:03am by NapalmFrog

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Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!

#4 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:06am by rukiafujioka

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