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Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughters ballet class I got pulled over 2 houses away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML


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On 06/30/2009 at 4:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite

#1 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:05pm by Knockyoudown

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How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. Fucking idiot.

#2 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:05pm by soccerkrzy

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