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Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

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On 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm - kids - by lebanesewoman (woman) - Hong Kong

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Hahahahahah! Wow.

Do you think she was hitting on you?

#5 - On 06/30/2009 at 5:38pm by RedRose

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Ohhh ....FYL. Thats a great mix-up :p

#2 - On 06/30/2009 at 5:36pm by NikkiJC

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