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Man or woman?

Today, I was sitting at the park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I would like to play the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said no thanks, to which the kid responded 'but there is nobody else ugly enough.' FML


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On 06/27/2009 at 9:00pm - kids - by failure (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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awwwwwwwww wow fyl for sure. kids are fuckin harsh.

....but they speak the truth.

#2 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:11am by whatmarielsaid

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oh wow. at least the kid is honest?

#3 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:14am by scorpiogirl666

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