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Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML


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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.

#4 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:57pm by RandomFool

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Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young

#17 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:06pm by tukker

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