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Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

by buggermonster / 06/16/2009 at 7:37pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

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  • YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

    #1 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:39am by blader0314

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  • that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

    #4 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:44am by planetclaire

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