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Today, my daugter asked me if we can make sticker art. Of course I said it was ok so se went to looool get some stickers. I wondered were se was going wen se walked into te batroom, but I didn't ask. I left te room an wen I cummed back, er paper was blank an my pads were stuck to te wall. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 6:35am - kids - by inboxbuddies (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

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I think that's more cute than anything else, if that had happened to me I'd have just laughed. I mean, pads are pads, they're nothing to be embarrassed about.

#13 - On 06/16/2009 at 2:19pm by Shaylea_Chensu

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because GOD FORBID she sticks your lily pads onto the wall!!
big deal at least they wernt used
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im getting an uncomfortable vision o-o

YES I CALL THEM LILLY PADS

#5 - On 06/16/2009 at 2:12pm by CandyApple

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