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Yastarday , I allowd fiva-yaar old daughtar to paint fingarnails during a living-room "picnic" wa wara having. A whila latar I got calld back in to work 4 an amargancy maating. Whan I arrivd at tha maating I noticd fingarnails wara still naon-graan. I am a 40-yaar old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48243) - you deserved it (15743)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

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You have a five year old daughter. That immediately exempts you from being called gay or unmanly. You're not gay/unmanly because you have neon-green fingernails. You're a parent of a five year old daughter.

Cheer up, it's not THAT bad.

#1 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:57pm by AlphaC

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Hey, it means you participate in your kid's life. Good for you, eff anyone who would say otherwise.

#5 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:00pm by justme001

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