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Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML

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thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

#4 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:06am by slityourwrists

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Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

#1 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:01am by mehwhateverr

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