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Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

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Well at least you know it's not working.....=)

#2 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:25am by Bojana

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hahahah best kid. but nah that sucks. :s FYL.
its funny what kids say though.

#1 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:13am by roflstephh

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