Kids: Every time I answer the phone, the caller thinks I'm my mother.... - FML

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By Girlyvoice - 29/07/2016 14:29 - Canada

Every time I answer the phone, the caller thinks I'm my mother. I'm a 14 year old guy. FML

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Bick77 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 18:23

Puberty is a bitch.

drew1128 1

Saturday 30 July 2016 9:58

Same age. Same story.

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drew1128 1

Saturday 30 July 2016 9:58

Same age. Same story.

Dr_Awesome654 24

Saturday 30 July 2016 10:16

Ayy, I'm the same age and gender! Cool, I guess. But how is this an FML?

tallen1 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 10:47

I've been there. Give it another 2ish years, you'll be mistaken for your father then.

GhostFox 33

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:23

It might not be your voice as much as it is your speech patterns. Which is unfortunately not a field I can help with because I am practically blind to the nuances of spoken communication, especially when it comes to my own. You can always look up voice training exercises to make your voice and speech more 'masculine'.

Bick77 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 18:23

Puberty is a bitch.

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