Kids: Today, my little cousins asked where her cat,Elsa was. ( my cousin...

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By welp... - 22/07/2016 13:27 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my little cousins asked where her cat,Elsa was. ( my cousin hadn't been told she had been hit by a car.) Thinking she had been told I said heaven. FML

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Saturday 23 July 2016 2:06

It's not your fault. No one told you. At least she knows now. I hope the poor girl isn't too heartbroken.

num1piglover 13

Saturday 23 July 2016 6:14

It's better that she knows. Her mom can't make excuses forever. It's sad that she lost her cat though. It's not your fault she didn't know.

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Saturday 23 July 2016 2:06

It's not your fault. No one told you. At least she knows now. I hope the poor girl isn't too heartbroken.

num1piglover 13

Saturday 23 July 2016 6:14

It's better that she knows. Her mom can't make excuses forever. It's sad that she lost her cat though. It's not your fault she didn't know.

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