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By ian - 19/07/2016 14:13

Today, after my 10 year old brother was watching youtube for hours, he had apparently learned a new vocabulary word! He picks up a foam sword and asks me "Ian, is this a dildo?". FML

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Person58 17

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:56

In my book it is

Natttie 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 12:15

My 7 year old brother watches YouTube when he wakes up until he goes to bed. He watches the weirdest stuff and then one day he said to me, "I want sex! I want sex right now!" Wth...

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kawaiiran 2

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:23

oy ?

Person58 17

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:56

In my book it is

Natttie 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 12:15

My 7 year old brother watches YouTube when he wakes up until he goes to bed. He watches the weirdest stuff and then one day he said to me, "I want sex! I want sex right now!" Wth...

FerWhoosh20 3

Friday 22 July 2016 7:45

To which you should reply: "Anything is a ***** if you are brave enough."

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