Kids: Today,me and my little brother were walking back from school.... - FML

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By MedoA - 28/05/2016 00:59 - United States - Rockville

Today,me and my little brother were walking back from school. He tripped and started crying. As I tried to help him people looked at me and thought I was trying to kidnap him. To men ran straight towards me and tackled me, I ended up with 4 bruises on my back and arms. Fml

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GokuSS400 18

Saturday 28 May 2016 19:37

And here I thought Maryland was a place of sanity and not full of idiots…

lilithfury 23

Tuesday 31 May 2016 15:11

At least you know the community is watching out for yer little brother.

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GokuSS400 18

Saturday 28 May 2016 19:37

And here I thought Maryland was a place of sanity and not full of idiots…

dontmindme7 9

Sunday 29 May 2016 1:39

**two

Scootythedog 17

Monday 30 May 2016 0:35

You need school.

N7Com 7

Monday 30 May 2016 5:55

better people do something in a real case of kidnapping than stand by and do nothing.. road to hell was paved with good intentions

lilithfury 23

Tuesday 31 May 2016 15:11

At least you know the community is watching out for yer little brother.

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