Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
by Anonymous / 05/21/2009 at 2:21am / United States (Washington) / Kids
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you really needed to impress a three year old?
#1 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:05am by ceecee794
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Wow, that's really sad... and what's pathetic about being 20 and single (I'm 20 and single haha).
#2 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:06am by ArtsySwag
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