Bad influence

By Anonymous - 22/01/2015 18:27 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML
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karma_kicks_back 16

I love how the in-laws instantly assumed it was your fault... because some kid at school couldn't have said that word to him, it's obviously your fault... Bitches be trippin' my friend.

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Ambrily 27

He still has clearer ideas than mine, about what to do…

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MichaelDeSanta 20

That kids going places, not college...but somewhere

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JocelynKaulitz 28

#13, Who says he's not going to college? He can do both. The bills won't pay themselves, y'know.

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earljonez 22

#13 I know a guy was a pimp while he was in college. His pimp name was Gator.....

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Johnnycake23 42

Gator needs his gat back you punk bitch!

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fml_user_314 6

omg guys its a joke don't take it so seriously

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blazingshot147 19

A plan that is 80% of graduating seniors don't even know...

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AGB10 19

If he is serious you have a lot more to be worried about than just those glares OP

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MrConcise 34

If he's not serious, some local jeweler is going to be a lot less wealthy in the future.

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DontClickOnMe 28

And a cane! Can't forget about that pimp cane.

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Testing1234 25

You should talk to your son about that and make sure that your in laws know that it was all a misunderstanding and hopefully they'll understand. Good luck with your son

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vcapelo 19

I don't really think anyone in my country would take that seriously. They would probably just laugh and move on. He's ten and don't know what he's talking about!

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karma_kicks_back 16

I love how the in-laws instantly assumed it was your fault... because some kid at school couldn't have said that word to him, it's obviously your fault... Bitches be trippin' my friend.

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juststephhere 23

So that's what he's learning at school!

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graceface1031 7

Once I screamed the word "hooker" when I was little while my neighbors were out on their deck. I'm sure they heard.

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theawkwardlife 21

Wow what a compelling story! Than what happened?????

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LaColombianita 26

I wouldn't stress it. He probably has no idea what it means lol but then again, kids grow up so fast nowadays so he probably does.

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pressingreset 13

he is ten. he knows what the word means.

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vampy719 17

Lmao I can't stop laughing you will find this funny in the end and tell ur in laws to take a joke smh

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