Kids: Victim blaming

Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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You deserved it 3 480

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Teenagers…

By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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You deserved it 147

Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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You deserved it 912

Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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You deserved it 3 048

Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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You deserved it 3 549

Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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You deserved it 588

Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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You deserved it 15 584

Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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You deserved it 3 161

Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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You deserved it 197

Little shit

By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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You deserved it 3 528

crushcrusher 33

Friday 29 August 2014 5:33

parents have favorites. and since she's younger for sure they'll be on her side.

Earths_Venus 25

Friday 29 August 2014 5:38

My brother was the golden child until he got high and tried to run over our Mum in his car. So, you know... Anything is possible. Also she felt so bad she bought me $4000 of furniture. It doesn't make up for 24 years of being ignored, but it's a start.

Comments

crushcrusher 33

Friday 29 August 2014 5:33

parents have favorites. and since she's younger for sure they'll be on her side.

nchic01 17

Friday 29 August 2014 5:40

yeah the older sibling gets a raw deal

chinaski7628 32

Friday 29 August 2014 6:11

I don't know about that. I'm the youngest and I got in trouble for everything. My parents seemed to learn a lot of lessons about parenting and got a lot stricter after my older brother and all of the shenanigans he pulled. I could never get away with anything. Of course, my brother sees things differently...

BecauseImAGuy 9

Friday 29 August 2014 9:08

My parents do the same thing all the time... "Glad" I'm not the only one

Helpfulman 17

Saturday 30 August 2014 20:10

OP should just beat the shit out of her next time. Sure he would probably get in trouble, but she wouldn't ever **** with him again.

JadeOmega 23

Sunday 28 February 2016 14:37

I'm the youngest and i am definitely not the favorite. the favorite is my second oldest brother and my oldest brother and I are the black sheep.

silvercamaro 22

Friday 29 August 2014 5:33

Wear a cup for now I guess, fyl OP

onlychildFTW 33

Friday 29 August 2014 11:08

Too bad cups can get uncomfy after awhile. I'm not a big fan of them.

Abdulis2cool 9

Friday 29 August 2014 21:33

so is getting kicked in the nads

willwiggles 13

Friday 29 August 2014 5:33

That happens to me all the time

ladytigerhunts 20

Friday 29 August 2014 5:34

Younger siblings can be such brats sometimes! I feel you bruh

LunaaBluee 27

Friday 29 August 2014 7:30

Not just younger

nightbirdblue 27

Friday 29 August 2014 17:11

My younger sister makes weekly death threats along with randomly smacking me when I am sleeping or focused on doing homework. I also understand what it is like to have a bratty younger sister.