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Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37684) - you deserved it (17379)

On 08/05/2014 at 8:31am - kids - by ihatespiders (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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No shame necessary. Sacrifice the children.

#2 - On 08/05/2014 at 11:21am by Lavelle1313

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Spiders are terrifying. I see nothing wrong with this.

#3 - On 08/05/2014 at 11:21am by brettrb

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