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Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40210) - you deserved it (18954)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:38am - kids - by whoops - Canada (Ontario)

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Got to take a second look perhaps next time?

#1 - On 07/09/2014 at 10:18am by relaxeazy

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YDI - I don't get why all the players feel the need to do it all the time..

#2 - On 07/09/2014 at 10:18am by ToySoldier92

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