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Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML


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On 05/30/2014 at 4:37pm - kids - by get a grip, son (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Son: 0

#3 - On 05/30/2014 at 6:34pm by Redoxx

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Humiliating you? I'm sure he feels much more humiliated, he's a grown boy who let a fly beat him to humiliation and tears in front of others. poor boy

#10 - On 05/30/2014 at 6:40pm by FieryBeach

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