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Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48333) - you deserved it (4019)

On 05/15/2014 at 11:15pm - kids - by madbirthdaymomma (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I admit I'm not the most polite person, but sometimes you just need to tell someone to shut up and leave.

#3 - On 05/16/2014 at 10:32am by Welshite

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Guess who isn't being invited back.

#4 - On 05/16/2014 at 10:34am by kinky44

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