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Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML


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On 03/31/2014 at 1:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

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Wow, that's a hell of a prank. Ruin someone's day/week for your jollys. Bummer OP.

#2 - On 03/31/2014 at 7:23pm by ThomasBombadil

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I think he needs to get his calendar straight. April fools is tomorrow. Even though that wasn't exactly a funny prank.

#3 - On 03/31/2014 at 7:25pm by CHUBBYninja

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