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Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51794) - you deserved it (3891)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:19am - kids - by blah! - United States (Connecticut)

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Don't leave them SQUAT. Or rather leave them squat, squat being nothing.

#2 - On 12/08/2013 at 1:01pm by Counting1234

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Tell them you're donating it all to charity.

#7 - On 12/08/2013 at 1:02pm by Welshite

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