Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45032) - you deserved it (13441)

On 11/25/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Top comments

Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.

#7 - On 11/25/2013 at 6:12pm by Mauskau

See in context

Maybe he was looking for one..?

#2 - On 11/25/2013 at 6:09pm by tjanes

See in context



Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: