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Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40222) - you deserved it (3528)

On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)

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Apparently that's a federal offense, and it can not be tolerated! Get a security camera and catch them red handed.

Then beat the shit out of them.

#2 - On 11/18/2013 at 12:44pm by DocBastard

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I guess it's time to buy a metal mailbox perhaps? Or stalk them. That usually works.

#1 - On 11/18/2013 at 12:44pm by HKCgrimmjow

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