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Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31868) - you deserved it (52356)

On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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If you sit there and take it, it only makes it okay for this kid to do it to other people.

#2 - On 10/02/2013 at 10:00am by ohjoy15

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Play CoD with him online, and when you're winning, say "I banged ur mom lol"


#8 - On 10/02/2013 at 10:02am by gc327072

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