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Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38118) - you deserved it (9157)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:10am - kids - by ahuman - United States

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Let me guess...

You tried to settle the fight by offering to take the last slice?

#7 - On 09/29/2013 at 10:05am by Nikkitaria

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You learned your lesson I guess, mind your own business OP! Sorry you got hit but next time watch from a distance and stay out of it

#1 - On 09/29/2013 at 10:02am by JustinKirby

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