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Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40603) - you deserved it (4803) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/06/2013 at 7:56am - kids - by Anonyme - France (Basse-Normandie)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Just throw him a blanket and let him sleep on the floor. He'll be the coolest kid in the neighborhood.

#3 - On 09/06/2013 at 12:45pm by Welshite

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If he cut it so the whole bed is level I'm impressed

#2 - On 09/06/2013 at 12:45pm by tacojauns

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