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Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML


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On 09/04/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by mother to an ugly doll - Canada (Alberta)

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From a distance it might be easy to confuse a doll for a child. But once they got up close I'd think they could distinguish.

#4 - On 09/04/2013 at 6:22pm by jw90

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My dad had someone come over to check up on things when this realistic looking doll was naked in the backseat of his car..

#6 - On 09/04/2013 at 6:23pm by kaiyybee

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