Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/13/2013 at 4:49am / Kids
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He was just trying to make breakfast in bed.
#3 - On 08/13/2013 at 10:05am by zingline89
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hopefully it was more hardboiled than scrambled
#5 - On 08/13/2013 at 10:06am by truesarrif
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