Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Kids
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
#1 - On 08/10/2013 at 6:13am by cyanidesandwich
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Guess you need to fork over some cash for a therapist
#5 - On 08/10/2013 at 6:20am by PaulieXP
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